Love Me Bunches

mew-squared:

• in 2009, a man married a video game character
• in 2007, a woman married the eiffel tower
• in 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• and in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldn’t be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marriage

(via katiewahine)